That's how you are supposed to talk when you're on TMZ.com, right?

TMZ, for the uninitiated, is the Hollywood gossip site that breaks more scanalous news about actors than the National Enquirerer makes up.

I was tipped off by my sources that my exchange with new Jaguars wide receiver Torry Holt about his freaky finger made the cut on the gossip site.

Here's the link.

For those Jaguars fans who crave national attention, there you go.